That awkward moment when a 5 year old is prettier than you.
(Source: yeah-jb)
Lord, kahit isang gwapong kaklase lang please?
LORD KAHIT ISANG GWAPONG INTERN LANG PLEASE?
LORD, DAGDAGAN NYO PA NG ISA PLEASE?
(Source: oneandeight)
Crazy Louboutins!
huh? pano ka lalakad dyan?!
nagbebenta ako. who want some? :D mura lang don’t worry :D hahaha
“It’s a long story.”
Just Kidding. I’m too lazy to tell you.
(Source: irishmaeee)
The doctor is performing an abortion. The baby that is supposed to be terminated just grabbed the doctor’s finger.
i’m gunna go cry now :’0
worth reblogging.
:’(
:(
i hate it. say NO to ABORTION >:(
LMAO - Laughing My As* Off
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big A$$ Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgrace
CNP =» Continued (in my) Next Post
CP =» Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT =» Crying Real Big Tears
CSG =» Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA =» See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R =» See You Later (Seeyalata)
DLTBBB =» Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG =» Evil Grin
EMSG =» Email Message
FC =» Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH =» From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI =» For Your Information
FWIW =» For What It’s Worth
GAL =» Get A Life
GF =» Girlfriend
GFN =» Gone For Now
GMBA =» Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA =» Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY =» Glad To See You
H&K =» Hug and Kiss
HABU =» Have A Better ‘Un
HAGN =» Have A Good Night
HAGU =» Have A Good ‘Un
HHIS =» Hanging Head in Shame
HUB =» Head Up Butt
IAE =» In Any Event
IC =» I See
IGP =» I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO =» In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO =» In My Opinion
IMCO =» In My Considered Opinion
IMHO =» In My Humble Opinion
IOW =» In Other Words
IRL =» In Real Life
IWALU =» I Will Always Love You
JMO =» Just My Opinion
JTLYK =» Just To Let You Know
KIT =» Keep In Touch
KOC =» Kiss On Cheek
KOL =» Kiss On Lips
L8R =» Later
L8R G8R =» Later ‘Gater
LHM =» Lord Help Me
LHO =» Laughing Head Off
LHU =» Lord Help Us
LMAO =» Laughing My A$$ Off
LMSO =» Laughing My Socks Off
LOL =» Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB =» Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH =» Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML =» Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS =» Long Time No See
LTS =» Laughing To Self
LUWAMH =» Love You With All My Heart
LY =» Love Ya
MTF =» More To Follow
NRN =» No Reply Necessary
NADT =» Not A Darn Thing
OIC =» Oh, I See
OL =» Old Lady (significant other)
OM =» Old Man (significant other)
OTOH =» On The Other Hand
OTTOMH =» Off The Top of My Head
PDS =» Please Don’t Shoot
PITA =» Pain In The A$$
PM =» Private Message
PMFJI =» Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP =» Peed My Pants
POAHF =» Put On A Happy Face
QSL =» Reply
QSO =» Conversation
QT =» Cutie
ROFL =» Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP =» ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO =» ROFL My A$$ Off
ROFLMAOAY =» ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME =» ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTSROFL =» Unable to Speak
RTFM =» Read The F****** Manual!
SETE =» Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID =» Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT =» Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO =» Significant Other
SOT =» Short Of Time
SOTMG =» Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK =» Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS =» Scientific Wild A$$ Guess
SWL =» Screaming with Laughter
SYS =» See You Soon
TA =» Thanks Again
TGIF =» Thank God It’s Friday
TCOY =» Take Care Of Yourself
TILII =» Tell It Like It Is
TNT =» Till Next Time
TOY =» Thinking Of You
TTFN =» Ta Ta For Now
TTYL =» Talk To You Later
WAS =» Wild A$$ Guess
WB =» Welcome Back
WTH =» What/Who The Heck (or sub an ‘F’ for the ‘H’)
YBS =» You’ll Be Sorry
YG =» Young Gentleman
YL =» Young Lady
YM =» Young Man
(Source: nayrbnebrym)
MATAMAAN KA ATE (: mamulat sa katotohanan HOHO.
i am certified LAAZY LADY >:)
(Source: infamouslandlubber.co.cc)
just reblog (:
(Source: looovemonster)
oh..my…god…this…is…the best..thing i have ever seen….
(Source: get-high-and-cuddle-up)
Where to Kiss your Love
Kissing your love is one of the most fun and beautiful things you can do. There’s more than just the lips and cheeks, and kissing different parts of his or her body can mean different things. Here, we explain it all, what different kisses on different parts of your love means
Kiss on the hand means : FRIENDSHIP.
Kiss on the nose means : YOU’RE CUTE.
Kiss on the cheek means : I NEED YOU.
Kiss on the neck means : I WANT YOU.
Kiss on the lips means : I LOVE YOU.
Kissing with eyes closed means : I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Kissing with eyes opened means : I’M WATCHING WHERE YOUR HANDS ARE GOING.
The military Kiss means ….. “Keep It Simple Stupid”..
Stolen Kisses ARE THE SWEETEST! (Always want to return it)
Morale of the story is … Its not WHO you are KissING but WHERE you’re KissING that matters
Other signs …..
Often thinking of you means : I CARE FOR YOU
Holding hands means : I LIKE YOU
Looking into the eyes means : DO YOU LOVE ME?
Squeezing fingertips means : I WANT A Kiss
Leaning on the shoulder means : COMFORT ME
Getting occasional short hugs means : I MISS YOU
Biting lips means : I AM JEALOUS
Winking at you means : I WANT TO GO WITH YOU
Playing with your hair means: I ADORE YOU
Stepping on toes means: I HATE YOU
Getting hit in “very painful places” means : I REALLY HATE YOU
Dreaming of you at night : YOU’RE SOMEONE SPECIAL
Always being with you means : I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
Wearing his or her ring means: YOU’RE MINE FOREVER
Often giving you something means : CARE FOR YOU VERY MUCH
Placing hands on shoulder means : GET THE HINT STUPID!!!
Julia Montes And John Manalo :”)
Before
After
Both JM :)
(Source: fuckyeahjuliamontes)
